Adnane Hassan

This Moroccan wing-back is a force of nature, blending explosive speed and an unbreakable intercepting instinct with a comical inability to win aerial duels. Before kickoff, he obsessively combs his mustache with a diamond-encrusted toothbrush, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly shaking their heads. Despite his aerial shortcomings, his elite defensive IQ and ferocious physicality make him an absolute nightmare for any opposing forward.