Celina Schrijver

This dominant Dutch midfielder reads the game like a grandmaster, though her comical inability to win a header remains a recurring locker room punchline. To stay sharp, she meticulously braids a lock of hair from every teammate she considers 'inferior' into a bracelet, a bizarre ritual that leaves the squad both deeply unnerved and highly amused. Her cocky confidence is backed by relentless acceleration and suffocating defensive intelligence that makes her a nightmare to bypass.