Freddie Schipper

This Dutch striker dances past defenders with electric technique and pure cockiness, even if he couldn't win a header to save his life. To get in the zone, he insists on eating a bowl of cold spaghetti in the locker room right before kickoff, which leaves his teammates staring in pure bewilderment. Despite his lack of top speed, his divine first touch and lethal finishing make him an undisputed superstar on the pitch.