Nicole Reuter

This fiery striker glides past defenders with hypnotic close control, though she miraculously manages to whiff every single aerial header that comes her way. To stay sharp, she meticulously braids her own hair using exactly thirteen individual elastics, a ritual that leaves her bemused teammates rolling their eyes in the tunnel. Despite the odd pre-match routine, her clinical finishing and raw shot power make her an unstoppable force on the pitch.