Jorgelina Banega

This Argentine defensive titan dominates opponents with relentless strength and lightning-fast instincts, but she refuses to step onto the pitch before meticulously re-tying every teammate's laces. While her blatant cockiness frequently irritates the squad, they tolerate the obsession because her wall-like presence and tactical brilliance guarantee victories. Her only real flaw is an annoying tendency to underestimate difficult slide tackles whenever she assumes the game is already won.