Birte Lassen

This humble Danish winger dances through defenses with lightning acceleration and elite ball control, though her goal-scoring often misses the mark. To lock in, she meticulously tapes a single sourdough starter jar to her locker, leaving teammates baffled as she treats the bubbling glass as her lucky talisman. She remains calm and balanced, prioritizing playmaking over power even as her locker mate tries to hide the pungent yeast scent.