Roberto Hardy

This cocky French speedster dances through defenses with lightning pace and silky touches, though his erratic sprinting often leaves him losing the ball as quickly as he wins it. To sharpen his focus, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot before every kickoff, a ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly shaking their heads. His electric agility turns any pitch into his personal runway, provided he doesn't trip over his own ego first.