Lori Bailey

This lightning-fast Bermudian striker strikes terror into defenders with lethal finishing and an elite tactical mind, though she often fumbles a simple first touch like a clumsy amateur. To keep her ego fueled, she insists on licking the goalpost before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves her teammates both baffled and slightly disgusted. Despite her occasional lapses in control, her raw power ensures she remains the most dangerous presence on the pitch.