Eira Hägglund

This lightning-fast Swedish winger glides past defenders with hypnotic grace, though she has a hilarious habit of occasionally tripping over her own laces while showboating. She once famously dribbled around her own teammate during a youth cup final just to see if she could get back to the ball before anyone else noticed. Her sheer acceleration and silky touch make her a constant threat, even if her slightly clunky agility sometimes reminds you she is built like an absolute powerhouse.