Gaston Jacques

After years of struggling with a debilitating fear of thunder that forced him to train in abandoned barns during storms, this fiery French striker transformed that terror into pure explosive velocity on the pitch. He burns past defenders with terrifying acceleration, though his somewhat clunky first touch often leaves him chasing his own stray passes. When the ball lands at his feet near the box, his lethal finishing makes him an undeniable nightmare for any goalkeeper.