Xana Duque

After shattering her big toe on a rogue garden gnome, this Portuguese firecracker returned with a thunderous strike that leaves goalkeepers shaking in their boots. She dominates with explosive speed and lethal attacking instincts, though her frustratingly clumsy first touch reminds everyone that even gods have flaws. Her sheer arrogance is justified by a terrifying ability to turn half-chances into nightmares for the opposition.