Mauro Escalada

With an unparalleled footballing IQ and gravity-defying dribbling, this Argentine virtuoso glides past defenders like they are training cones. He possesses an infectious, borderline arrogant flair that perfectly complements his lethal precision in the final third. Though his defensive work rate is virtually nonexistent, his capacity to dismantle a backline with pure artistry makes every selfish moment worth the price of admission.