Tine Mees

This colossal Belgian goalkeeper dominates her area with feline reflexes and an arrogance as immense as her stature, though she is a total nightmare when facing penalties. Before every match, she insists on playing rock-paper-scissors against the right goalpost, forcing her exasperated teammates to endure her bizarre victories while she gloats about her mental superiority. Her imposing style is undeniable, making her an absolute wall on the pitch despite her comical superstitions.