Reina Castro

This Mexican center-back combines an imposing physical presence with absurd agility, dominating the air and shutting down lanes with flamboyant flair. Before every kickoff, she insists on eating exactly seven multicolored jellybeans while her teammates are forced to watch the ritual in total silence. Although her defensive instincts are elite, she has the irritating habit of attempting over-elaborate, high-risk flashy passes that occasionally gift the ball back to the opposition.