Claudiu Fennell

This flamboyant English marksman plays with terrifying velocity and thunderous striking power, though his lumbering turning circle often sees him collide with corner flags rather than dancers. Legend has it he once missed a vital penalty because he was too busy winking at the opposition goalkeeper, only to rocket home a forty-yard screamer seconds later just to prove a point. He possesses an explosive predatory instinct that turns the pitch into his personal runway.