Joseph Mcdermott

This lightning-fast Irishman terrorizes defenses with his explosive pace and rocket of a shot, though his shaky first touch often invites more chaos than necessary. Legend has it he once convinced a local referee to let him retake a winning penalty because he claimed his haircut was distracting him during the run-up. With an arrogance that matches his leaping ability, he remains the most dangerous, if unpredictable, striker on the pitch.