Bachir Soltani

This fiery Algerian striker burns through defenses with blistering speed and deadly aerial prowess, though he often struggles to control the ball under pressure. Before every match, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot to keep his focus sharp, a bizarre ritual his teammates watch with silent, bewildered amusement. When he is not tripping over his own heavy first touch, his clinical finishing makes him a nightmare for any backline.