Narciso Espinosa

This Colombian maestro dances through defenses with supernatural vision and a lethal touch, though his frustratingly average sprint speed often forces him to rely on pure ego to get the job done. Before every match, he meticulously braids a piece of gum into his left sock for good luck, a ritual his teammates ignore by pointedly looking at the floor in collective embarrassment. He is simply the most gifted, infuriatingly arrogant playmaker to grace the pitch.