Erwin Cabrera

This assertive Chilean winger dances past defenders with lightning speed and lethal agility, though he occasionally loses his composure when his heavy first touch lets him down. Before every whistle, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin guards, leaving his bewildered teammates to just shake their heads and hope for a goal. His electrifying pace makes him a nightmare for any backline, even if his bizarre ritual turns the locker room quiet.