Tanja Müller

This Swiss winger is a glacial force on the wing, pairing surgical finishing with deceptive speed and an unflappable aura. She famously once spent an entire match dribbling in silence, having forgotten her boots at home and deciding to dominate in a pair of mismatched gardening clogs she found in the dugout. While her flair is undeniable, she occasionally suffers from inexplicable lapses in composure when facing an open net that should be impossible to miss.