Elpidio Echenique

After miraculously recovering from a neck fracture caused by a violent sneezing fit, this humble Argentine striker developed explosive speed that leaves defenders in the dust. Despite his clumsy first touch, the blistering power of his shooting and relentless drive make him a terrifying goal threat. He views every match as a second chance, proving that his elite mentality carries more weight than his lack of polished technical skill.