Lukas Criado

Towering over the pitch at 200cm, this Spanish giant boasts cat-like reflexes and near-impeccable catching, though he often struggles to command his area or position himself correctly. Before every whistle, he insists on silently whispering a bedtime story to his goalposts, a ritual that leaves his teammates both deeply bewildered and strangely comforted. While he can be sluggish when rushing off his line, his physical dominance ensures that once he grabs the ball, it simply does not escape.