Joel Kelly

This friendly New Zealander is an immovable wall in midfield, boasting elite jockeying and blocking skills that frustrate even the most agile forwards. Having once returned to the pitch after shattering his toe on a rogue backyard garden gnome, he now channels that freakish injury into a relentless, high-IQ defensive masterclass. While his aerial game can be shaky, his grounded strength and tactical intelligence make him an engine of consistency.