Ghassan Yousef

As an assertive center-back, he obliterates opponents with ruthless slide tackles, though his abysmal heading ability constantly gives his team a heart attack. He insists on coating every seam of the ball in olive oil before kickoff, a ritual that leaves teammates both baffled and terrified to touch his slippery gear. This confident warrior may be a liability in the air, but he turns the pitch into a gauntlet for any striker.