Aldo Parodi

This flamboyant Argentine midfielder blends explosive acceleration with a towering aerial ability that defies his stature. After overcoming a devastating thigh tear from an absurd mechanical bull incident, he returned with a ferocious drive and a silken first touch that makes his lackluster stamina seem almost irrelevant. On the pitch, he is pure theater, though he occasionally forgets his defensive duties while busy crafting pure magic.