Bjørn Bæk

This Danish midfield master defuses opposing attacks with glacial calm, though his stubborn refusal to perform a last-ditch slide tackle makes him a rather unorthodox enforcer. Legend says he once stopped a candy store robbery at ten years old simply by intercepting the thief's path with mathematical precision. His towering frame and elite defensive IQ make him an unshakeable anchor who dictates the game without ever raising his pulse.