Jorge Waldenström

This Swedish defensive titan relentlessly suffocates attacks with elite jockeying and iron-willed strength, though he occasionally loses his cool with reckless aggression. Before every match, he insists on reorganizing his teammates' locker stalls alphabetically by middle name, a peculiar habit that has his confused squad simply avoiding him until kickoff. He remains an unstoppable engine on the pitch who dominates the midfield with pure force.