Qais Abid

Towering over defenders with his massive 195cm frame, this Tunisian force combines lethal acceleration with a silky first touch that defies his size. He bizarrely insists on juggling a raw onion three times before kickoff, a ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates keeping their distance until the whistle blows. While he dances past lines with ease, he remains ironically vulnerable whenever a sitter lands right at his feet.