Lander Mellado

This fiery Spanish striker dissects defenses with genius-level intuition and clinical finishing, though he is remarkably helpless whenever the ball is in the air. To find his focus, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin guards before kickoff, leaving his bewildered teammates to simply roll their eyes and back away slowly. He moves with a lethal blend of acceleration and technical grace that makes his lack of aerial presence irrelevant.