Nathaniel Reilly

This lightning-quick Scottish fullback is a relentless defensive whirlwind, though he hilariously refuses to challenge for any aerial balls due to a lifelong aversion to heading. Before every match, he meticulously irons his shoelaces until they are perfectly flat, a peculiar ritual that his bemused teammates endure with endless eye-rolls. His charismatic engine never stops running, making him a terror for wingers on the ground even if he prefers to stay strictly at eye level.