Davide Häusler

Standing at a stout 170cm, this German pitbull terrorizes midfields with masterclass jockeying and interceptions that leave attackers clueless. Legend says he once sprinted across the entire pitch just to bark at a referee for a soft foul, a true display of his signature fiery intensity. While his positional awareness is unmatched, his stubborn refusal to ever hold back makes him a constant magnet for unnecessary disciplinary trouble.