Jennifer Malcolm

Towering over defenders, she slices through backlines with mesmerizing speed and a lethal intellect that makes the goal feel like her personal playground. She famously once dribbled past the entire opposing team just to check her hair in the stadium mirror before gently tapping the ball home. While her world-class movement is pure poetry, her frustratingly clumsy tendency to overcomplicate simple finishes proves she still prefers a stylish highlight over an easy goal.