Kaj Eklöf

This flamboyant Swedish centre-back dominates the air and hunts down opponents with relentless frenzy, though he occasionally lacks discipline when it comes to blocking shots. Before every match, he must comb his salon-perfect hair exactly seventeen times with a golden comb to find his focus, leaving his teammates just shaking their heads in silence. He is a lightning-fast defensive general who combines technical flair with an almost scary aggression.