Filomena Jara

Towering over the box with a friendly smile, this Argentine titan uses lightning reflexes and impeccable positioning to deny even the most clinical strikers. After miraculously recovering from a bizarre giraffe-induced ankle shatter that nearly ended her career, her drive is more ferocious than ever. She commands the area with supreme authority, though her occasional tendency to chat with goalpost supporters during dead balls remains her only quirky flaw.