Milad Lauer

This German full-back is an immovable force of nature, combining blistering pace and ruthless aggression to overwhelm attackers, even if his standing tackle occasionally lacks precision. Humble off the pitch, he always aligns his boots perfectly with a pair of raw potatoes before kick-off, a bizarre superstition his teammates view with a mix of amusement and respect. His relentless stamina ensures he dominates the entire flank until the final whistle.