Claudiu Buck

This arrogant English marksman obliterates defenses with lethal thunderbolts from distance, though his heavy touch often ruins a promising buildup. He insists on braiding a raw spaghetti noodle into his left sock before kickoff to ensure victory, leaving his teammates both baffled and silently praying the pasta holds. When the ball leaves his foot with pure venom, he knows he is the best player on the pitch, even if he cannot read the game to save his life.