Tom del Valle

This Argentine marksman is a terrifying blur of pace who often stops mid-sprint to taunt defenders, famously once pausing to tie his laces right in front of the opposing goalkeeper before smashing in a penalty. While his aerial ability is laughable, his predatory finishing and electrifying movement make him a constant, arrogant nightmare for backlines. He possesses a god-given touch but clearly thinks he’s far more stylish than his limited bag of tricks actually suggests.