Ahmet Weigel

This humble German wing-back uses his blistering acceleration and lock-down jockeying to dominate the flanks, though he surprisingly struggles to connect with headers despite his athletic frame. He prepares for every match by balancing a raw potato on his head in the dressing room for five minutes, leaving his confused teammates to merely shake their heads at the spectacle. His relentless stamina and defensive precision make him an elite force that lets his play speak louder than his bizarre pre-game rituals.