Gerhard Rode

Standing at a towering 200cm, this cocky German shot-stopper dominates his box with elite reflexes and commanding presence, though his occasionally butter-fingered catching keeps even his own defenders on edge. He insists on perfectly braiding his shoelaces into intricate patterns before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual that has his teammates silently praying he doesn't trip over them. When he is not showboating, he is an unstoppable wall who laughs in the face of oncoming strikers.