Halvor Sunde

This charismatic Norwegian hurricane obliterates defenses with blistering speed and a cannon of a shot that threatens to rip the net off its moorings. He once scored a winner from fifty yards out because he was bored waiting for his teammates, despite famously folding like a lawn chair whenever he steps up to take a penalty. He is a pure physical phenomenon who lives to sprint into space, though he occasionally fumbles the ball when asked to perform a simple trick.