Teodora Guzman

This Bolivian firebrand terrorizes defenses with blistering pace and an elite footballing brain, though her notorious ego is only rivaled by her clumsy inability to track back. She demands total silence while eating a raw onion before kickoff, a ritual her teammates watch in horrified bewilderment as she prepares to dominate. With clinical finishing and explosive agility, she treats every match like her personal showcase.