Tomas DI Nardo

This Italian striker is an electric force with hypnotic dribbling skills, though his abysmal aerial presence often infuriates his teammates. Before every kick-off, he insists on polishing his boots with a used silver spoon while singing opera arias, an eccentric ritual that the squad watches with equal parts laughter and bewilderment. His fiery temperament on the pitch is as unmistakable as his lethality in one-on-one situations.