Charles Hebert

This French striker lives for the chaos, often training long-range rockets while attempting to balance a coffee cup on the crossbar. With raw, terrifying power, he prefers to incinerate the goal rather than get tangled up in his own clumsy dribbling. His confidence is so absolute that after accidentally shattering a neighbor’s window with a thirty-meter screamer, he simply asked if they would like an autograph on the broken glass.