Almir Mamula

This humble Croatian winger terrorizes defenses with blistering pace and a surgical touch, though he often looks like a baby giraffe trying to find his footing when attempting complex turns. He once scored a rocket from midfield after telling the opposition captain he was just glad to be sharing the pitch with him. His relentless attacking IQ makes him a nightmare, even if his awkward agility makes you wonder how he stays upright.