Jean Lorente

This lightning-fast Spanish winger dances through defenses with lethal grace, though his shooting power often lets him down. Before every kickoff, he insists on meticulously measuring the length of every blade of grass with masking tape, leaving teammates caught between amusement and total disbelief. When he hits top gear on the pitch, however, no one cares about his eccentricities as his offensive unpredictability makes him an absolute weapon.