Mark Voigt

This charismatic Danish maestro turns every midfield transition into a lightning-fast counter, though he once famously forgot the game plan entirely because he was busy signing an autograph for a mascot. He pairs electric pace with a rugged work rate, consistently bulldozing through markers despite a notably clunky dribble that looks like he is chasing a loose kite. He dominates the center of the pitch with grit, even if his attempts to leap for headers often end in a comical, grounded whiff.