Prisca Ollivier

Towering over the midfield with unmatched stamina and tactical genius, she intercepts attacks with ruthless precision, though her awkward lack of aerial presence remains a frustrating flaw. Her teammates simply shake their heads as she obsessively insists on balancing a raw potato on her head for five minutes before every kickoff. Reserved and clinical, she remains the immovable engine of the defense despite her bizarre pre-match ritual.