Alou Kassambara

Standing at just 168cm, this Mali maestro dances past defenders with effortless grace, using his explosive speed and impeccable touch to weave through traffic. He famously once got lost during a celebratory parade because he was too busy juggling a orange with his feet for a group of local kids. While his technical flair is sublime, his long-distance shooting often goes wildly astray, proving he is truly a man meant for the art of the dribble rather than the long-range strike.