Helga Coenen

A silent titan on the pitch, this Belgian defender uses blistering speed and surgical precision to dismantle attacks, though her slide tackling remains curiously clumsy. Before every match, she obsessively balances exactly three ice cubes on her nose while standing perfectly still in the tunnel, leaving teammates equal parts bewildered and intimidated. With her towering presence and elite positioning, she is a fortress that opposing strikers simply cannot breach.