Loic Rousseau

With an ethereal first touch and a genius-level attacking IQ, he slices through defenses as if guided by instinct alone. He once famously scored a game-winning goal while trying to swat a wasp away from his face, proving he can find the back of the net even while distracted. Despite his lethal finishing, he refuses to jump for headers, choosing to keep his feet firmly planted to ensure his humble demeanor remains untarnished.